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FOSTER
AND YOU DIDN’T TELL US?!
SUTTON
We were sharing sob stories, the girlfriend question might have slipped out…
HARLAN
Aw, congrats!
FOSTER
She said yes?
SUTTON
Oh, fuck you.
FOSTER
I’m just messing with you. You’re a catch, man. Probably the most eligible bachelor out of this group. Good hygiene, big muscles, excellent cooking skills.
KNOX
Foster, do you have something you want to tell us?
FOSTER
Can’t a man just platonically compliment his friend?
KNOX
Not you. You butt-dialed me in the middle of a threesome you were having last weekend.
CREW
How does that even happen?
AXEL
Yeah, and are you sure it was HIS butt that did the dialing?
FOSTER
Whoa. I didn’t say anything about a threesome.
KNOX
You didn’t have to. There were multiple voices in the background.
HARLAN
Maybe it was just an intense make out session?
KNOX
I wish it was, sweet Harlan. I wish it was. The things I heard on that call can never be erased from my mind.
