FOSTER
I’m an equal opportunist, sue me.
AXEL
Damn. The greed they talk about in the Bible for real.
FOSTER
What? Everyone’s a little gay.
SUTTON
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CREW
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HARLAN
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AXEL
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KNOX
Nah, he’s actually right. Sometimes it feels good to stick it up the ass.
CREW
RIGHT. CHANGING THE SUBJECT. NOW.
AXEL
Can you please invest in a diary.
HARLAN
So, Lake is coming with us to Saint Paul?
SUTTON
I think so. Coach said a few members from the journalism club will be covering the game.
KNOX
Ugh, no fair. I want to bring my girlfriend.
FOSTER
Rub one out in her memory?
CREW
Why do you always make things so sexual?