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FOSTER
Sutton, a little birdy told me that you’re bringing a plus-one to the championship game.
SUTTON
Who? Who could have possibly told you that?
FOSTER
Don’t worry about it. Is it true?
SUTTON
You guys know I’ve been hanging out with Lake. It’s hardly a surprise.
HARLAN
Oh, trust me. We know. We haven’t had a boys’ night in weeks.
KNOX
You get all wifed up, and suddenly we have to make plans with you a month out.
SUTTON
Says the man who uses the same bodywash as his girlfriend.
KNOX
Rejuvenating grapefruit is a nice scent, alright?!
AXEL
Wait, how many people ACTUALLY use bodywash? I just rub a bar of soap on my body and call it a day.
FOSTER
We can tell.
CREW
Well, I’M happy for you, Sutton.
KNOX
Kiss ass.
FOSTER
When are you going to make things official?
SUTTON
Um, it kind of already happened. On accident.
AXEL
Accident?
