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FOSTER

AND YOU DIDN’T TELL US?!

SUTTON

We were sharing sob stories, the girlfriend question might have slipped out…

HARLAN

Aw, congrats!

FOSTER

She said yes?

SUTTON

Oh, fuck you.

FOSTER

I’m just messing with you. You’re a catch, man. Probably the most eligible bachelor out of this group. Good hygiene, big muscles, excellent cooking skills.

KNOX

Foster, do you have something you want to tell us?

FOSTER

Can’t a man just platonically compliment his friend?

KNOX

Not you. You butt-dialed me in the middle of a threesome you were having last weekend.

CREW

How does that even happen?

AXEL

Yeah, and are you sure it was HIS butt that did the dialing?

FOSTER

Whoa. I didn’t say anything about a threesome.

KNOX

You didn’t have to. There were multiple voices in the background.

HARLAN

Maybe it was just an intense make out session?

KNOX

I wish it was, sweet Harlan. I wish it was. The things I heard on that call can never be erased from my mind.