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Except we all know it wasn’t alleged at all. It was just your pervy little reading list.

Noah

You traitor. You said we’d never bring that up in the family chat again.

Avi

Oh, shit. I forgot the world knows all about your kink bible, Noah. What were those tags again? Knife play but make it emotional, Noncon roleplay while Crying, Petplay but he’s a Raccoon?

Noah

Shut up! You’re the one who let his husband carve his name into your chest.

Avi

But I didn’t publish a fanfic about it.

August

I personally was rather fond of ‘Face-Sitting as a Power Move’ and ‘He’s a Slut for Discipline and that’s Okay.’

Adam

That last one was pretty good. And pretty on the nose. I suspect he wrote it himself.

Avi

You forgot about my favorites: ‘They fuck in a Chuck E Cheese Ball Pit’, ‘Fucked by Tentacles but in a Romantic Way’, ‘MPREG but he’s also a Vampire.’ What was the other one, kitten? The one with the wings… What was it? ‘Wingfic but the Wings are Sentient’?

Felix

‘Sentient and Mean.’ Don't forget mean.

Noah

I hate you all.

Felix

Sorry, babe. Desperate times. I’m just saying…the twins implying we husband-swap can’t be worse than the world knowing about your love of tentacle porn and dead dove content.

Thomas

What the hell is dead dove content?

Adam

Don’t ask. I did. Now, I can never unknow that information.

Zane

Jesus. You read something so bad Adam was horrified? Wow.

Noah

I would like to take a moment to remind all of you that I have information on you, too. Especially Zaney. Pertinent information. Some might even call it timely after Asa’s meeting with Freckles and my husband.

Asa