Page 99 of Fourplay & Fatalities

Hey, that’s a HIPAA violation, dick.

Adam

I’m not a doctor.

Atticus

And I’m not your doctor. I’m a doctor. A doctor that you held hostage to have a conversation that I still haven’t scrubbed from my brain. A conversation I’ve tried hard to forget ever happened.

Jericho

Is this about the…uh, thing with the thing that you mentioned yesterday? That was Asa you were talking to? Oh, God. That makes everything in this conversation a thousand times worse. Please tell me the thing was for Zane and not Felix? No. Don’t. Don’t tell me anything. God, this family is a fucking nightmare sometimes.

Atticus

I told you.

Archer

I’m lost.

Adam

It’s a sex attic thing.

Archer

Enough said.

Aiden

Are you all trying to give my husband a stroke?

Adam

Nobody who marries their dad gets to have an opinion on optics…or my husband’s reading material...or whatever Asa chooses to stick in Zane.

Asa

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Adam has a point. Let he who has not married his own father cast the first stone or however that bible quote goes.

Thomas

Once the kids are all asleep, we’re all going to have a very serious talk about this.

Zane

Um, we kind of have plans…

Asa

Sex attic plans before you ask.

Felix

And we’re both still a little drunk.

Aiden