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FOSTER

Sutton, a little birdy told me that you’re bringing a plus-one to the championship game.

SUTTON

Who? Who could have possibly told you that?

FOSTER

Don’t worry about it. Is it true?

SUTTON

You guys know I’ve been hanging out with Lake. It’s hardly a surprise.

HARLAN

Oh, trust me. We know. We haven’t had a boys’ night in weeks.

KNOX

You get all wifed up, and suddenly we have to make plans with you a month out.

SUTTON

Says the man who uses the same bodywash as his girlfriend.

KNOX

Rejuvenating grapefruit is a nice scent, alright?!

AXEL

Wait, how many people ACTUALLY use bodywash? I just rub a bar of soap on my body and call it a day.

FOSTER

We can tell.

CREW

Well, I’M happy for you, Sutton.

KNOX

Kiss ass.

FOSTER

When are you going to make things official?

SUTTON

Um, it kind of already happened. On accident.

AXEL

Accident?