Teaching the Alien

Maria
My day isn't going well. Correction. My life isn't going well. My cat's gone missing, I've just been fired and my boyfriend's sent me a text saying he's hooked up with my boss.

So, when I wake up with what I think is a really bad hangover, I dismiss the massive purple alien warrior standing in front of me as a hallucination. Except he's very real, very big and unbelievably bossy. He has three days to be able to pass as human in order to escape a death sentence.

And apparently I'm the only one who can teach him...