Page 80 of All I Want For Christmas is Not You

To be fair, I am not a glamorous model, actress, or professional dancer. I do, however, take pole dancing lessons (for fun, of course, not dollar bills).

I am an educated (still have the student loans to prove it), open-minded (toy stores are fun, and not for games), fairly cute (when I try), only a little curvy (those last 30 lbs don't want to leave) single female. I want to be swept off of my feet, wined, dined, and bedded in ways that make me forget my own name.

I have a job (that I hate), with a boss that makes me want to jump off of a cliff. However, my friends make up for the day job. I'm ready for an adventure. And possibly a penthouse with a maid and a design budget.

If interested, please respond before Monday morning, so I don't have to go into work.

Love,

Sultry Sassy Sarah

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