“Friends with Ryan” has never worked out well for any guy
STASSIE
Nate told me to tell you to fuck off
KRIS
That was Aurora Roberts???
LOLA
Am I the only woman at this school Ryan Rothwell hasn’t stuck his dick in?
ROBBIE
Yes, and I thank the stars for that daily
STASSIE
Nate told me to tell you to fuck off as well
KRIS
Her dad owns Fenrir. The F1 team with the wolf
BOBBY
Oh shit
STASSIE
Nate is excited by that news for some reason
LOLA
She was hot. Congrats muffin
HENRY
You guys are annoying. I thought someone had died. There’s no need for people who see each other every single day to text this much.
ROBBIE
The only person who’s gonna die is muffin when he realizes he’s gonna have to pretend to like F1 if he ever wants to get laid again
JJ
At least it isn’t something boring like tennis
ROBBIE
Who let you in here? This group is supposed to be for the people actually staying in Maple Hills
JJ
I’ll be there in spirit And I get FOMO
KRIS