Page 20 of Sext Me, Baby

Why can’t you do it?

Sara:

I’m not in the mood.

I can touch myself all I want, but if I’m not feeling it, it’s not going to work.

Operator 69:

That’s fair. But there’s also an easy fix.

Is your TYMM there today?

Sara:

What’s a TYMM?

Operator 69:

Too Young Mystery Man.

Sara:

Lol, no he’s not here.

Probably hasn’t rolled out from underneath his hungover hook-up yet.

Wait

He just walked in.

Operator 69:

Perfect timing.

Sara:

For what? I’m not about to ask him to help me masturbate in the bathroom.

Operator 69:

Now THERE’S an idea…

Sara:

Ian!

Operator 69:

LOL I just mean he’ll make a good visual aid. Like yesterday.

What does he look like today?

Sara:

He’s standing in line, waiting to order and is doing something on his phone like everyone else.

Dark jeans, plain white tee stretched tight over his muscles.