Page 25 of Untying the Knot
DrinkWithMe:So, uh . . . are those abs real?
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:LOL! Saw my picture today, did ya?
DrinkWithMe:Happened to come across it. Liked that subtle hint of abs as you lifted your shirt to dry off your forehead. Could have used the towel draped over your shoulder, but who am I to complain?
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Got shit from the guys for posting it.
DrinkWithMe:Well, you’re getting nothing but praise from me. Job well done, sir.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:It was all for you.
DrinkWithMe:Lies!
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Nope. I thought to myself, what kind of post would make DrinkWithMe so thirsty that she’d post a picture of the drink that cooled her down?
DrinkWithMe:Well, job well done because I have a strawberry cooler in my hand, and I’m about to settle down for a photo shoot. Maybe I’ll include my lips in this picture . . . sucking on the straw.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Why did that just make my dick stir?
DrinkWithMe:Because you apparently never have sex, that’s why.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Might have to figure out something for tonight, especially if you post a picture of those hot lips.
DrinkWithMe:Okay, okay . . . the flirting has picked up. I see what you’re doing.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:I posted a picture of my abs today, meant for you. I’d say the flirting has most definitely picked up.
DrinkWithMe:*cracks knuckles* Then I need to up my game.
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DrinkWithMe:I saw you today.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Really? Where?
DrinkWithMe:In my dreams . . .
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:It’s now my turn to roll my eyes.
DrinkWithMe:Oh . . . so you don’t want to hear about what we were doing?
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Wait now, I didn’t say that. We were actually doing things?
DrinkWithMe:Naughty things. Legit had an orgasm in my dream. It was hot.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Damn, that is hot. What were we doing?
DrinkWithMe:I was giving you a lap dance. You were hard, and I rode that ridge until I came.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Have you, uh, given many lap dances?
DrinkWithMe:I was a stripper for two hours once in my life. It was for some frat party. I was paid one thousand dollars. I kept my clothes on but just went around and rolled on men’s laps. Easiest money I ever earned, but that was the only time I truly gave a lap dance. Anything else has just been more of a dry hump with a guy. Ever get a lap dance yourself?
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Still trying to comprehend the whole stripper thing . . . yet your clothes stayed on?
DrinkWithMe:Well, I was wearing a thong and a red tank top that was wet. You couldn’t see anything, but it was hot enough that the guys were pleased. I bought my class books with the money.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Why am I jealous?
