Page 24 of Untying the Knot
DrinkWithMe:Thoughts on phone sex. Have you done it?
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:I have not. Haven’t really had a girlfriend or someone who I would do that with in my life. But not against it. I know some guys on the team do it with their girlfriends.
DrinkWithMe:Poor, lonely Bisley Balls. No one to have phone sex with.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Have you had phone sex?
DrinkWithMe:Once. The guy came when I whispered out a moan. He was into ASMR.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Why do you have such a fascinating life?
DrinkWithMe:I’ve been around, Bisley. I have life experience.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:You do. Makes me think I’m not life-ing properly.
DrinkWithMe:You are. You’re just on a different path than others. I’m sure when you get to where you want to be, there will be opportunities to help you “life” hard.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:You’re being nice to me.
DrinkWithMe:I think it’s this beer I’ve been nursing while lying on my bed . . . naked.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Naked, huh? Care to share a picture of that?
DrinkWithMe:Sounds intriguing, possibly something I could see myself doing, but not quite sure you’re ready for a free show. Not sure you earned it yet.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:I think you’re right. Those tits are worth way more than a conversation in your DMs.
DrinkWithMe:Ooo, you’re making me all hot with your nice-boy charm. Tell me something else.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:I was taught how to wipe the outer edge of the toilet bowl before I put the toilet seat down.
DrinkWithMe:Oh God, that’s hot. More. Tell me more.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:I thoroughly scrub my balls every day and manscape so when a woman goes down on me, she has the cleanest cock to suck on.
DrinkWithMe:A true gentleman. Mmm . . . give me one more.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:I always let the woman come first.
DrinkWithMe:That . . . you . . . do.
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Ryot.Bisley.Balls:I overheard one of the guys on my team talking about this Only Fans account that he follows because he loves the girl’s feet. I nearly choked on my protein bar.
DrinkWithMe:Oh, a local customer. I wonder if it’s me. Feet With Me is my name on Only Fans. You should ask him if that’s the one he likes.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Not gonna do that. I don’t want him thinking I’m into feet like him. The dude is weird. I don’t want to bond over foot porn. Also . . . Feet With Me? That’s not very original.
DrinkWithMe:It’s all about the branding. *eye roll* Honestly, Granddad, it’s as if you’re not in your twenties when you say things like that.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:I barely know how to post on social media, let alone know anything about branding. Now, if you want to talk about the different spins on a baseball, that I can talk about.
DrinkWithMe:Hurry, go post another thirst trap before I get bored with you.
Ryot.Bisley.Balls:Your wish is my command . . .
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