Page 41 of Give Me Honesty

“Hey, you’re gonna get us in trouble. We’re supposed to be madly in love with each other. You need to dust off your acting skills.” I teased him.

“Let’s get this over with. I’m hungry, and you know I don’t like cold food.”

“You are so grumpy. You better not get in this camera and embarrass me. I’ll make a post on IG saying I’m single so fast it’ll make your head spin.”

“Yeah, okay. I’ll make one too and tell the world you cheated on me. Bet I’ll get a bunch of sympathy pussy.” Solomon shrugged.

“Play with me if you want to.”

I picked up a pillow from the couch and popped him with it. Once I set up the camera and plated our food, I took a couple of pictures and videos of the spread. The food smelled heavenly, and I couldn’t wait to dig in.

“Hey, y’all. I’m Honesty, and this is my man, Solo. Please ignore the frown on his face. He loves it over here, but his momma didn’t raise him right.” I greeted the camera as I sat next to Solomon.

“Yo, you ain’t have to say all of that. You ain’t wrong though,” Solo chuckled, showing off his beautiful smile.

“Okay, tell them what we have and who made it, babe.” I gestured towards the food. Solomon looked like he wanted to cuss me out, but he fixed his face and showed off each dish. Chef Sienna made us enough food for five people, and it all looked delicious.

“Okay, we have seafood rice, smothered turkey wings, seafood dressing, mac and cheese, jerk wings, cabbage, candied yams, pasta salad, and dessert. I don’t really fuck with sweets, so I’m letting my baby try those. They look good as hell, though. Damn, am I allowed to cuss?”

Solomon looked at me like a kid who made a mistake. I giggled at the innocent expression on his face.

“You picked a fine time to ask, baby. To answer your question, yes. Try not to overdo it, though.”

Solomon gave me a look as if to say, ‘yeah, right,’ and I decided to let him do his thing.

“Here, baby. You take the first bite.” I held up my fork full of seafood dressing to his face.

“I don’t even know why you put so much food on this plate, knowing you aren’t gonna eat all of this,” Solo complained.

“It’s okay. My man likes to clean his plate, so I’m not worried about it going to waste.”

Solomon smirked and took a bite of the food. I could tell by his eyes that he liked it. I tasted a bite myself and accidentally let out a moan.

“I don’t think I’ve ever had seafood dressing, but this shit is bussing’,” Solo exclaimed.

“Yeah, if this is how it’s starting off, I already know it’s about to be bomb. Hmm.” I took another bite and moaned again as I savored the flavor. I felt eyes on me, so I turned to look at Solomon.

“What?” I asked.

“I don’t know if I’m supposed to be turned on or jealous because of the way this food has you acting. It’s good, but damn. You gotta do all of that?”

His expression was comical, and I couldn’t stop laughing.

“I’m sorry, stink. I’ll make sure to only make those sounds for you.” I winked, then moved on to the next dish.

“Yeah, I’ma fuck you up.” He shook his head as I fed him a bite of the next dish.

My cheeks grew hot, but I tried to play it off.

We tried each dish and rated it afterward. All the food turned out incredible, and I was excited to support a local chef.

“Chef Sienna, you did your thing, girl. I might have to place my own personal order because this food was amazing. My stomach is full.” I rubbed my flat stomach and did a little happy dance.

“Oh, so does that mean you don’t have any room to put anything else in it?” Solo asked with a mischievous grin. He wanted to play for the cameras, but I was down to play his games tonight.

“I ate enough tonight, but I’ve got something you can eat. I know you don’t care for sweets, but it’s good.”

“Yeah, cut these cameras off cause you’ve got me fucked up. Alright, y’all. Thank you for watching our first food review. I don’t know if we’ll do another one ‘cause my girl doesn’t know how to act. Shoutout to Chef Sienna. I hope your business flourishes, because you’ve definitely got some talent in the kitchen. My girl can’t cook, so I might have to place some more orders in the future.” Solomon winked at me.