Not today, Theo
WOLF: What’s wrong?
Just not a good day for me.
WOLF: Okay.
LATE PM
Did you send me dinner?
WOLF: Yes.
Why?
WOLF: You said it wasn’t a good day. I figured you wouldn’t want to cook.
Thank you.
ST. PATRICK'S DAY
Theo
Did you know…
Today is St. Patrick’s Day?
HORNY DEVIL: Yes.
Did you know…
I have a little Irish in me?
HORNY DEVIL: You’ll have a big Irish in you later if you stop texting me while you’re in class.
Yes, Sir
EASTER
Rhodes
WOLF: Is there a reason to hook up on Easter?
I’m in church.
WOLF: I know. I’m 3 pews behind you.
Jesus fuck…
WOLF: He probably didn’t, but we definitely do.
Stop that.
WOLF: So… is there a reason?
An appropriate reason?
No. There’s not.