Page 91 of Fourplay & Fatalities
Mac
The school lab can’t handle one more explosion.
Jericho
We’re en route. We had a code brown situation that got…well, messy.
Noah
You guys make parenting sound more and more fun every day.
Felix
Coe, are they wearing the outfits I designed for them?
Jericho
Yes, didi. Luckily, said situation arose before their costume change. But you have to know that white is highly impractical on two preschoolers.
Felix
Excuse me for wanting our Independence Day pics to have an aesthetic.
Noah
Just please can everyone adhere to the schedule? I would like one July 4th where someone isn’t waterboarded or drunkenly falling into the pool.
Felix
That was one time.
Zane
I told you those espadrilles were impractical.
Noah
Just...stick to the plan!!!!
Noah has left the chat.
Asa
Is that his idea of a digital dramatic storm out?
Adam
Yeah, pretty much. I'll add him back in later. After I turn his frown upside down.
Atticus
Dear God.
Later that Night
Thomas
Why is my phone getting blown up with calls from Ramona?
