Mitch
Hey, could we get together and schedule my last session with Noah?
I smile down at my phone as I hit send. Smooth, Mitch, smooth.
Andie
We can’t schedule it via texts?
I knew she’d make this difficult.
Mitch
We could… but I thought it might be easier in person.
Andie
Suuuuure, Big Man.
Mitch
Isn’t Ronda taking Noah out for his birthday tonight?
Andie
Yes…
Mitch
Perfect. Come over here, and we’ll eat dinner and schedule me and Noah’s session.
Andie
Dinner? At your place?
Mitch
I’d meet you somewhere, but I don’t want to deal with fans… since we’ll be busy scheduling.
Andie
Scheduling, huh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I sigh heavily. She’s impossible.
Mitch
Would that work or not?
Andie
Is this a date?
Mitch
Stop answering a question with a question.
Andie