Yeah… that one guy. He’s not very well known. I’d never refer to YOU as ugly! You’re a beaut, Big Man! Like a big, growly, hairy grizzly bear.
big man
Hairy?
Andie
Referring to the beard.
big man
What’s wrong with beards?
Andie
I LOVE beards. I’d grow one if I could.
I cringe. Why am I so weird?
big man
Please don’t.
Andie
Let me start over…
Andie
Mitch Anderson, largest, most beautiful bearded man in the NHL, would you ever find it in your big, strong heart to hook me up with great seats for Noah’s 12th birthday?
Andie
I’m not above groveling.
My cheeks feel sore and I realize I've been grinning at my phone like a fool this entire time. I open my mouth wide to stretch my facial muscles then try to scowl the way Mitch would. No more grinning.
big man
Only if I can tag along.
Andie
You want to come with us?
big man
Not really. But if I go with you, I can introduce Noah to the team. And if I was turning twelve, that would probably be the ultimate birthday.
Andie
Liar. You want to come with us.
big man
Do you want the tickets or not?
Andie