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What are you talking about? Like for the couch? Thanks, those sheets were super nice.

Thatcher:

No. For your bed here! Also bought a dresser. I think it has like 9 drawers or something…Idk. I picked the one that had the most drawers for your leggings

Me:

What are you talking about? I don’t live there, Thatcher.

Thatcher:

…

If you did, we could be making out on my couch right now

*Our

I could be eating you out right now…

Me:

Who said we’re doing that again? That was a momentary slip in judgment.

Thatcher:

How do I get you to *slip* and land on my face again?

THIRTY-THREE

DALTON

ANOTHA’ ONE *DJ KHALED VOICE*

Sunday

Sunshine:

Are you doing your stretches? I know how your hamstrings get tight and we did a lot of explosive movements last practice

Me:

Yes mom.

How about you come stretch me out…

Okay I take back calling you mom now. It’s weird when I want you sprawled out in my bed...

Sunshine:

Thatcher. Focus. I don’t want you to get injured because you didn’t do enough recovery work before your preseason game.

You wearing your cowboy hat with your suit?

Me:

No???

Sunshine: