Page 78 of Love Spells: And Other Non-Refundable Magic

The response comes quickly.

The Third Fairy

Have you had breakfast?

I glance toward Rose’s yogurt, then at my coffee, which is currently the only thing standing between me and metaphorical starvation.

Primavera1959

No

The Third Fairy

Then yes.

A laugh escapes me before I can stop it.

Rose looks over my shoulder, but I wave her away and lean against the counter, attention dropping back to my phone.

Primavera1959

Great. I love that for me.

The Third Fairy

You asked for the full experience

Primavera1959

I asked for a love spell, actually

The Third Fairy

And look how well that turned out for you.

I actually gasp. “Oh, she’s mean today.”

“Who?”

“The witch.”

Rose makes a small sound of acknowledgment and goes back to her breakfast. Apparently, this is a normal enough answer in my life now that she, a person who famously loves details, required no further investigation or details..

Primavera1959

I feel like mocking the customer is probably bad business practice.

The Third Fairy

You’re still here

I bite back a smile.

Primavera1959

Because you refuse to give me my money back.

The Third Fairy