Page 27 of Even Werewolves Learn

And so I shoot an email her way.

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Miss Constance,

How do you say “I can’t stop thinking about my fingers in your mouth” in French?

Thank you in advance.

PS: And how do you say “Would you go out with me?”

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Mr Dumont,

I don’t think that is the thing I should be translating for you.

But in any case, here are your answers:

« Je n’arrête pas de penser à tes doigts dans ma bouche »

« Est-ce que tu sortirais avec moi ? » (if you want to be literal) or “ça te dirait d’aller boire un verre ensemble?” (if you don’t want to sound weird. It literally means “would you like to go get a drink together”)

Please don’t update me about your dating life. I refuse to be the one translating your fantasy.

Regards,

Miss Jardin

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Miss Constance,

Does that mean “I can’t stop thinking about you” is translated as “Je n’arrête pas de penser à toi”?

I have no new update. She refuses to have a drink with me. What would you want to hear, hypothetically of course, if someone wanted to take you out?

PS: What if I wanted to ask her something cute and cheesy?

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Mr Dumont,

You’re right about your first question, but I specifically told you I do not want an update.

But, hypothetically, if I were her, your actions would be more important than what you have to say, but you could tell her what you like about her for a start.

Regards,

Miss Jardin