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Okay but on a scale of 1-10 where ten is career ending injury and 1 is blocking a shot where are you currently

Do not tell me 0 or 1.

2

So it’s at least a 4

wtf

I was always going to double it

You’re not half as slick as you think you are

I assume baps knows?

Yes

Does he know a lot more or a little more?

In general or about this?

Ha fucking ha asshole

Obviously he knows more than me in general

Have you heard him talk about stats? The man can calculate save percentages off the top of his head and can recite the team’s pk and pp numbers for the past five seasons from memory

He’s practically a hockey analyst genius

God knows what he sees in you

I mean about this non injury injury

He knows more than you do about the non injury injury yes

Good

Does coach know? The team docs?

It is being handled.

I plan to retire in this city with you in another decade

Do NOT fuck that up by getting too hurt to play that long

Another decade?

You want longer? You’re already 30

You’re 29!

Yeah and I've got a lot of hockey left

I’d really like to play it with you

So don't push yourself and ruin it

I won’t.