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Seriously it’s just another game
I don’t just mean the hockey
???
Don’t let him fuck things up in your life
You’ve been playing well. And you and I both know you play better when you’re happy.
Don’t let him fuck up the thing that’s making you happy rn
He’s not worth it
How would he fuck that up?
You know him better than I do
He just seems like the type who would see you have something good in your life that has nothing to do with him and maybe take a cheap shot at it
He can be an asshole but it’s usually not on purpose
I feel like there’s so much evidence to the contrary
But sure whatever
Please kick Chicago’s ass tonight
Try to get that 550 goal milestone
550 isn’t a real milestone it’s made up
Multiples of 100 are big
This is nothing
562 is big since I’ll tie for second among American-born players
THAT’ll be one to celebrate
Multiples of 50 are good too
And 550 is a thing that could happen any game now
562 is a next season thing
Ye of little faith
Me of ability to do basic math
You’d need a 56 goal season to make that happen
I’ve done it before
Face it, you’re an old man now
I’m thirty??? Chill out??
Score some goals
