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Dylan (June 2018)

You home this summer? I was thinking of visiting

Vanessa

And my millionaire brother wants to crash on my couch…?

Yeah kinda

You have a nice house

Uh huh

Why you coming to Seattle? Why don’t you visit mom and dad?

I will but I wanna visit you too

Hmmm

???

Is this an attempt to fill your summer because your boy Sokolov is in Russia?

Again.

He goes every year

He’s Russian. His family is there.

Doesn’t he leave like the day the turkeys’ season is done and returns the last day possible?

Not a very good boyfriend imho

He’s not my boyfriend

And again, he’s Russian. Russia is where his family is.

Uh huh

What? You want me to be upset that my roommate who I sometimes fool around with doesn’t want to hang out with me in the off season? No I don’t like it. Happy? I would rather have him to myself in the house where we both live in the city where we both play

I’m not happy that you’re unhappy, no

But I do think it’s healthy to acknowledge the feeling is there

Not to be That Person, but this is not a healthy relationship

There is no relationship. We’re teammates. Linemates. Roommates. It’s not romantic.

It’s a little romantic. At least for you.

It’s just…it’s my job to monitor your socials, right? And I notice things. Like that you have liked each and every post Sokolov has ever made. All of them. Without fail. Even his stupid ones that are just random pictures with no caption, which I still assert only a psychopath does that much like wtf.

First of all, not psychopath behavior. Those are good pictures, they speak for themselves.

Second of all, so what? I like all the guys’ stuff.

True. But that’s only half my point.