“But why are you feeling embarrassed then?” Alexander asked, crossing his arms. He had his no-nonsense face on.
Colin sighed in defeat, then held up the underwear.
“Is that?” Jacob began, tilting his head.
“An elephant?” I asked.
Colin sighed again. “It is.”
“Put them on!” Jacob grinned, eyes wide with humor.
“Wait,” I said, taking the soft fabric from Colin. “Is the trunk supposed to hold your—”
“Oh!” Jacob took it from me, looking like he had been handed the best price in all the world. “I need to have one for myself!”
“Wait here,” Alexander huffed, then left us for a second before returning with another pair, identical to the first.
“I have never been happier!” Jacob exclaimed, taking the underwear from Alexander, and then stripping right there.
Jacob was now wearing the elephant underwear proudly, beaming with joy as he played with the ears.
“What happens when you get aroused?” I mused, stroking the trunk.
“Keep that up and we shall see,” Jacob winked.
“Can we just go see Jetty? Please?” Colin begged.
Alexander shook his head. “You have yet to get dressed, my precious. Put on your elephant underwear and pants. Then we shall leave.”
Jacob and I snickered as Colin got up from his chair. The embarrassment had faded, but returned once he was in his underwear.
“We can make them fight with their trunks!” Jacob exclaimed, shaking his hips from side to side.
It took much longer than anticipated for Colin to get dressed, but we at least learned that the underwear could hold their erections perfectly. I even considered getting a pair for myself.
Alexander was the first to find Jetty, annoyed with the delay and now eager to figure out if Jetty knew more than we thought.
“I see,” Jetty said, just as the rest of us had caught up to Alex. “I can locate them for you, if you wish.”
“How?” Colin asked.
Jetty looked confused. “I can just teleport to them.”
“You can do that?!” Colin exclaimed. “Sienna said she couldn’t!”
“We couldn’t while the blood vow was in place, master Colin. We can now.”
“How did you think they left for their vacation?” I asked, intrigued now.
Colin just blushed and shrugged his shoulders. “A cab? I don’t know! I had a lot to think about!”
Jacob and I snickered at that.
Alexander cleared his throat. “Please locate them and tell them that the witch coven is out for us vampires and sacrifices. Tell them the mansion is warded and the blood vow is no more. They are welcome here where it is safe.”
Jetty nodded, then gently placed his gardening scissors on the ground. With one snap, the brownie was gone.
“Oh, that reminds me,” Colin began, staring us down. “You can turn into fucking bats!”