The next day, I was in the hotel’s coffee shop having some breakfast when my phone pinged with a text.
Livvie girl
So…
Me
Yes?
Livvie girl
Stop keeping me in suspense. Did you read it?
Me
Not all of it. I did get to the list, though.
Me
Very interesting list, by the way. Kinky.
Livvie girl
It’s not all sexual, Wesley. Get your head out of the gutter.
Me
I’m calling it a kink map.
Livvie girl
No.
Me
It kind of has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?
Livvie girl
You’re a child.
Livvie girl
I’m done with this conversation.
Livvie girl
And I hate you.
Me
You’re too easy to rile up.
Livvie girl
You have a natural talent to be a pain in the ass.
Me