Page 22 of Alonzo

“Because that’s who you think I am, right? Some loser accountant with a receding hairline who can’t get a real girlfriend, so he finds one online.”

She’s still staring at me.

“Say something.”

“I’m just… kinda of stunned, Lonnie. You don’t have your glasses on either. You look… wow. You look like a totally different person right now. You don’t have a shirt on, do you?”

“No. I sleep naked.”

“OK. What… what’s going on?”

“What do you mean?”

“I’ve never seen your dick. Until today. We almost never FaceTime and today we did it twice. You always wear your hat, and your glasses, and a shirt, and right now you’re missing all those things. It’s fucking with my head.”

“Should we stop? I was just about to rape your ass.”

She laughs. A good sign after what I just said. “No. I don’t want to stop. But I want to rearrange the fantasy since it’s my turn now.”

“You didn’t even come yet.”

“Oh, buddy. Trust me. It won’t take much. I’m like… dying for you.”

“Just not in your ass?”

“I’d love to have you in my ass, but only after you fuck my pussy.”

“Ah, no ATM? Not even in a fantasy?”

“Nope. So listen, this is what just happened. You were in my ass. And you leaned forward. The whole weight of that massive body of yours pressing down on me. Pinning me beneath you. I squirmed. Gasping for breath. But you didn’t relent. You just kept going. And then your hand reached around, under my belly, and your fingers started playing with my clit.”

Fuuuuuck, yeah. I miss that move.

“Oh, God, Lonnie. It drove me wild. I tried to make it last, but I couldn’t. I came all over your hand. And then you brought your fingers up to my mouth and I sucked on them like they were your cock. But then I wiggled free and your dick slipped out of my ass.”

“What!”

She laughs. “Stick with me. I promise. This is a good one.”

“It better be. I’m giving up ass sex. And that ass of yours was fucking tight.”

“Don’t be a baby. Or a caveman. This is the romantic part.”

“Go on.”

“I get out of bed. But it’s slow. I do it in a sexy way.”

I laugh. I can’t help it.

“Be serious now. I was serious for you.”

“Yeah, but when I talk dirty, I’m all alpha male and shit. You’re just… kind of adorable.”

“What’s up with that new alpha male act, anyway?”

“What act? That’s just who I am.”

“I know… but…” She raises her eyebrows at me. “Today was pret-ty next level, Lons.”