I pressed my tongue against the inside of my cheek to stop myself from saying the words out loud as I typed them.
Me: How about you do it first? Send me a video of you naked to make it fair. Then MAYBE I’ll consider it.
I wouldn’t consider it for shit. But he didn’t know that.
Brooks: There’s nothing for you to consider. I already have eyes on you everywhere.
If that was his pitch for nudes, then his persuasion skills sucked.
Me: Unless those hidden cameras suddenly learned how to take my clothes off, you don’t have any power here.
He didn’t immediately reply this time.
Five seconds passed. Then ten.
I checked the top of my screen to make sure I still had service.
Is he at a loss for words?
When he took too long for my liking, I snapped a photo of my pajama top, making sure my face wasn’t showing. A few strands of my hair fell over the pink satin.
“I’m only doing this because I’m bored,” I muttered to myself, as if that made sending the photo any less stupid.
Me: Still dressed, as you can see. Just like I’ll be every time you’re around.
That got a quick response from him.
A string of fired-off texts blew up my phone.
Brooks: That’s not what I have recorded from the other night.
Brooks: I recall your pussy right in my face.
Brooks: I’m picturing it right now in my mind.
Me: Keep picturing it.
Me: What’s that saying? Take a picture. It’ll last longer.
Brooks: Take a picture for me then. Make it last longer.
Me: *this person has blocked you*
Brooks: lol
Brooks: *this user has licked your pussy*
I typed so fast that I nearly cracked my screen.
Me: OMG! You’re so fucking demented, and that NEVER happened.
Brooks: Thought I was blocked, Princess?
Brooks: You don’t have the balls to block me because you like my dirty talk.
Me: You’re right. I don’t have the balls to do it because I don’t have balls.
Me: BTW, the stuff that comes out of yours is seriously gross.