I have SO MANY WORDS but they are all versions of OMFGOMGOMGHFKDKDAENFJEFHE [fire emoji][panting emoji][melting emoji]
Maya
You win the smart bitch of the week award on account of making the hottest Renegade come in his pants. You are an icon. Someone should erect a statue in your honor.
Sophie
Tyler is the hottest Renegade. Drew is, at minimum, number two.
Maddy
Tyler and Cam can duke it out for number one. Drew drops to three.
Maya
No way. He’s got that playboy golden retriever thing mixed with just a hint of something darker that wins him the title, hands down.
Me
I…can’t argue with that.
Sarah
I’m screaming. Literally screaming.
Maddy
I love this so much I don’t even know what to do with myself right now. Justice for dry humping though because it’s so hot and there should definitely be more of it, not less.
Emmy
I know you’re in your hyper-focus era and working at home this week, but I feel like I need to come over and present you with a gold medal and all the ice cream in the world.
Me
It’s really not that big of a deal.
Sophie
It is, Cait. It is a big deal. Not just what happened. The fact that you told us about it. Thank you for sharing.
Me
I have more to tell you. More I want to tell you. I just need some time. Next Friday, okay?
Maddy
Definitely next Friday.
Sarah
We’re going to need extra queso for this.
Maya
And ice cream. So much ice cream.
Emmy