Page 72 of Fearlessly Us

And sleeping at his house three nights since.

Sophie

About that. We’ll be needing some of those details. Now, preferably.

Me

Next Friday.

Sophie

That’s one possibility. The other possibility is you tell us now. Just one teeny tiny detail. Pretty please with a cherry on top?

Me

Isn’t it weird to give you a sex detail in a text message?

Sarah

A SEX DETAIL OH MY GOD [row of applause emojis]

Maya

Are you applauding sex?

Sarah

Of course I’m applauding sex. I’m especially applauding Caitlin’s sex, and the fact that she’s willing to share it.

Me

I share.

Emmy

[eyeroll emoji]

You occasionally share unimportant details when we drag them out of you. This is neither unimportant nor tiny. Unless it was tiny?

Maya

It being Drew’s dick, in case you don’t speak Emmy.

Maddy

I think after all these years of friendship, we all speak Emmy.

Me

It didn’t feel tiny when I was riding it while fully clothed. It also didn’t feel tiny when he literally came in his pants just after I did. And I know for sure it isn’t tiny because I saw it with my own eyes. Had it inside me many, many times.

No one is saying anything.

Sophie

I had to take a beat. I have no words. I’m wordless.

Sarah