In the meantime, do you ever come to football games?
Me
Like Renegades games?
Drew
I mean, unless there’s another professional football team in this city I don’t know about? Your cousin is the quarterback and one of your best friends works for the team, but I’ve never seen you at a game.
Me
Sports don’t really do it for me.
I haven’t been to a game in years.
Drew
That’s too bad.
Me
Why is that?
Drew
Because I think I would really like to look up into the stands and see you there.
Preferably in my jersey.
Me
Wear a man’s name on my back? Hard pass, Pretty Boy.
Drew
Not any man’s name. My name, Princess.
We play at home next Sunday. You know, in case you change your mind.
Me
I have a client emergency next Sunday.
Drew
Funny how you know about a client emergency weeks in advance.
Me
I’m really good at my job. My calendar is impeccable.
Drew
Efficient. I like that in a woman.
If for some reason your client decides to reschedule their emergency, consider coming to see a veteran and potentially past his prime wide receiver and his friends kick some serious ass on the field.
Me