Page 79 of Unrequited Sloth

“What can I say, bro? Some of us have it, and some of us don’t,” said Bobby.

Martin rolled his eyes, probably having heard this for years, and he was the middle child. He had likely needed to play the role of mediator many times.

“Gabriel, you know you can do better, right?” said Ryan.

Bobby glared at him. Should Gabriel play along or be honest?

“You underestimate your brother. He’s the perfect boyfriend.”

They might joke about the husband thing, but they had decided to refer to themselves as boyfriends. They were legally married, and the annulment was off the table with the amount of “consummating” they’d done. If they wanted to get divorced, they needed to wait a year, so they were going to see how things went between them. If it didn’t work out, they’d get divorced, and if it did, they’d already be married. It had been Bobby’s idea, and Gabriel had been happy to agree. It wasn’t how he’d imagined getting married, but the idea of getting an annulment or divorce from Bobby wasn’t something he wanted to contemplate. Yes, he was terrified he might screw this all up, but he knew Bobby felt the same, so they could be an anxious mess together.

“Have you heard anything from the shitbag?” asked Ryan.

“No, and I don’t want to,” said Bobby. “Hopefully, I won’t run into him in here.”

“No chance of that happening. He’s barred.”

“How?”

“I had a word with Langdon. He doesn’t have time for people who think like that. There’s no chance of you seeing him in here, and if he walks in, he’ll be leaving quickly.”

“Look at you being a proper big brother and everything.”

“Get fucked!”

“Ugh, can you two be quiet,” said Martin. “We’re supposed to be interrogating Gabriel.”

“What?” said Bobby.

Gabriel snorted.

“We have to check that he’s right for you.”

“He’s perfect. Keep your nose out of my business. If you want to be helpful, you can give me some links for blow-job tutorials. I need to work on my technique.”

Gabriel put his head on the table, as it felt like a blowtorch had attacked it. He wished he hadn’t flippantly said only three guys had gotten his whole cock down their throats. Now Bobby was determined to join that list. He was eager to learn, as he always was, but it was hard to focus on enjoying the blow job when you were worried your boyfriend was going to black out from lack of oxygen.

“There’s an excellent website I can send you,” said Martin, causing Gabriel to sit up straight.

“Send it to me now,” said Bobby.

“You are not looking at blow-job tutorials in public,” said Gabriel.

“I’m not gonna look now. I just want to make sure he doesn’t forget.”

Martin sighed and then opened his phone. A few seconds later, Bobby’s phone vibrated. He looked at the message and tapped on it before frowning.

“I think you sent the wrong link.”

“No I didn’t.”

“This is a tutorial on praise kink.”

Martin flushed and grabbed Bobby’s phone off him. He tapped a few things and passed it back.

Bobby looked again and smiled before he pressed something . . .

“If the penis is uncircumcised, and the foreskin is loose, use the natural lubrication to your advantage. It can be an acquired taste, which I personally find quite delicious. Be sure to grip the base, so you can control how much you put into your mouth at once . . .”