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AXEL

I’m pretty sure only YOU did that.

FOSTER

Yeah, and that’s why I’LL be keeping the fuckboy spirit alive. I’ll get tied down when hell freezes over.

KNOX

You’ll definitely be keeping the STD factory alive. LMAO.

FOSTER

Pot calling the kettle black.

KNOX

Luckily for me, I don’t even know what that means.

FOSTER

I see those English lessons with Staten haven’t paid off yet.

KNOX

If you ever end up needing a catheter, I will pour Mountain Dew into it and watch you burn from the inside out.

SUTTON

Jesus. I think you guys need to spend some time apart.

FOSTER

You can’t leave me on my own. I need to be socialized.

AXEL

You need to be put down.

CREW

Alright, great talk, guys. Lots of violent thoughts as usual. Are we taking advantage of those free therapy sessions I sent you?

FOSTER

That’s what hockey is for. I can’t hit people in therapy.

HARLAN

I worry about you all very deeply.

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SUTTON

Itruly didn’t think I’d survive away from Lake for three days, but thankfully, that’s not an outcome I have to worry about.