Page 143 of Sour Notes

“Says here that we need to cut this tube to the length of your hard dick.”

“Can’t say I’ve heard anything less sexy than stick your boner in a cardboard tube and let me cut it to size with pointy, sharp instruments. My dick is legit shrinking as we speak.”

She laughs again, her eyes dropping to my cock, which, yes, might now be sporting a semi, but she’s sitting in front of me naked, her lips inches from it, so if I wasn’t sporting a semi, I wouldn’t be sporting a pulse either.

I might be stupid, but I’m not dead.

Yet.

“Looks okay to me.” She trails her tongue along her bottom lip slowly.

Well fuck. The semi has just been upgraded—full mast. Diamond grade strength.

I fist it, slowly jerking off in front of her face, picturing my dick tracing the same route her tongue just did.

“Angel, you better get that tube.”

Her eyes cloud with arousal, her gaze focused on my hand. She grips my hips and pulls me even closer to her. Close enough that I could so easily slip my dick down her throat and gag her with it.

What I wouldn’t give to handcuff her and choke her with my cock.

Maybe if we pull this off, I’ll do that, while using the clone to fuck her at the same time.

I love the idea of her being so full of me she can’t think straight.

“Mia, if you don’t stop looking at me like that and get that tube, I’m gonna fuck your face.”

There’s only so much a man can take and I’m pretty sure I should be knighted for the restraint I’ve shown today.

She smirks, leaning forward and slips the tip between those perfect lips.

Fuuuuucccck.

Digging her nails into my ass, she pulls me deeper and my vision doubles. Not even my endless dreams did this justice.

She hollows her cheeks and hums, holding me deep in her throat and a strangled groan rips from my chest.

“Baby, your gonna make me come. You gotta stop if you want to⁠—”

Mia flies into action, my dick sliding out of her mouth with a pop before she grabs the tube. I grit my teeth as she pumps my cock in her hand a couple of times before kissing the tip and gently sliding it inside.

Groaning, I thrust into the tube involuntarily.

See… where’s that damn knighthood? Just that brief taste of her sexy soft lips around my dick has me ready to blow.

Once she’s carefully cut around the tube, I collapse onto my knees in front of her in relief.

“Thank you for not slicing and dicing my main man, Mia.”

I nuzzle my face into her thigh and she shivers as my stubble scrapes her skin.

Laughing, she shakes her head, pushing me away.

“Wait, this bit looks super complicated. We have to make sure the temperature and measurements are all okay while you keep that boner… well, boning.”

“I could bone you and save us the hassle, you know? Just saying.”

She ignores me, brow adorably furrowed while she measures out water into a bowl.