Page 128 of Sour Notes

OMFG STOP Why are there so many vibrators on your bed?!

Kim

Uhhh, what type of vacation is this again?

And where’s my invite??

Swayze

You actually took a photo?

How the hell did you even manage that on your own?

Mia

What?? They looked like a rainbow!

And there’s this thing called a timer on our phones ‘Ze

Axel

That’s some rainbow.

Lucas

A COCK rainbow.

Beckett

So, is Mia the pot of gold at the end of it?

Swayze

Very good.

Mia

Foxy! You’re so bad.

Beckett

You know it baby. I told you, if you get sick of your short arm of the law, there’s a doctor in the house

Swayze

Fox, are you actually joking or are you just physically incapable of leaving our women alone?

Lucas

Please note he said OUR women…

Haven

Toooold you… it’s a statistical impossibility to fake date without catching real feelings

Kim

Love is in the air