Everly
Hey. You’re in the sisterhood. Don’t side with them.
Addie
Love you, ladies, but your brother gave me three orgasms last night and another one this morning before he got up with the kids. I’m choosing him.
Leo
Bringing that total to four, in case you missed that.
Nixon
Do you want a slow clap?
Addie
I already did that.
Cross
Has anyone noticed Hendrix hasn’t answered?
Ares
Probably has something to do with Serena Kingston’s car in his driveway.
Cross
Oh yeah. I was wondering who that was.
Nixon
Seriously? You all buried the lead.
Everly
I didn’t bury anything. I was trying to bring it to everyone’s attention because I got up around two a.m. to get water, and that little sports car was already there.
Gracie
And it’s still there.
Addie
Holy shit. Serena Kingston?
Ares
Why are you all surprised? I’m pretty sure they were banging back in the day.
Gracie
What? Why in the world would you think that?
Ares
I may have accidentally caught them in the shower at the beach when we were there for your cousin’s wedding.