My pathetic heart hopes she’s counting down too.
FORTY-SEVEN
AMELIA
MARCH, THREE SEASONS AGO
Me
Which outfit works best for a first date?
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Lainey
I love the black dress on the left, but I also love the blue pants with the white top!
Sienna
The pants were going to be my vote too! With those wedges you bought last year.
Lainey
Hang on. Who are you going on a date with?
Is it the guy from the league?
Me
No. This is my attempt at getting over the guy from the league.
Sienna
Proud of you, darling. It’s not easy, but you’re moving in the right direction.
Me
I hope immersion therapy works.
Lainey
Send us your location so we know where you are in case we don’t hear from you for hours.
Sienna
That doesn’t mean she’s murdered. Could mean she’s having the best sex of her life.
Me
I don’t know the last time I had an orgasm that wasn’t brought on by the toys I keep in my nightstand.
Lainey
That’s half of what these dating apps are for, Amelia!! Quick hookups that don’t mean anything.
Sienna
I met a guy on them, and we get together every couple of months. No bullshit, no relationship drama. He’s a good fuck, and that’s it.