Naturally, I didn’t say a word of that. But every cell in my body was imploring me to.
Here’s what I do say: “You have a dog, right?”
“Everyone here has a dog.”
“Like a big golden retriever. With a sweet face.”
“As opposed to a golden retriever with a terrifying face?”
“I mean.”
“One of those golden retrievers missing an eye, with blood dripping from its fangs and a torn ear?” the Girl says.
“All right, I get it. Stupid. But that was you, right?”
“The golden retriever?”
And I’ve just fallen in love a little bit. What’s better than a beautiful girl who will throw down a dumb joke. “You do actually kinda look like a golden retriever, if that makes sense. It’s a compliment.”
“People seem to gravitate toward dogs that match them.”
“What’s his name?”
“How do you know he’s a he?”
“Besides the fact you just told me, every time I’ve encountered a girl traveling with a dog, it’s a boy dog.”
“His name’s Winslow.”
“That’s a good name. I used to have a dog named Bilbo.”
“Winslow and Bilbo sort of rhyme.”
“Hey.”
“Winslow’s really nice. He likes people.”
“As opposed to a golden retriever who hates people and just wants to be alone and not be bothered with chasing a slobbery tennis ball.”
“I deserved that. You got me. But yeah, he’s a sweetie. Loves tummy rubs. Don’t say ‘as opposed to a golden retriever who hates tummy rubs.’ You get one, not two.”
I smile. “I wasn’t gonna.” Then something comes over me. “I have a really weird question.”
“Do I need my pepper spray?”
“No, no. Not weird like . . . I’ll just ask. Do I smell okay?”
Sylvie Later, Three A.M.
Still awake, holding
Winslow like
a teddy bear. Get up,
check the locks
again. When I get