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The card was an index card, scorched brown along one edge. The writing was small and upright and did not appear to have been in any doubt about itself. He read it top to bottom twice, the way he read anything, and then he went to the shelf by the specials board and took down the menu binder and opened it to the laminated page.

Stella’s Anzacs. Standardized, portioned, service-validated.

He set the binder next to the card and looked between them, and he got very still.

“The syrup is doubled,” he said. “On the card. And there’s a step here that isn’t in the spec at all. Let the mix sit while the kettle goes.”

“That’s it. That’s the thing.” Stella came around the counter. “And look at the margin.”

He leaned in. The margin said, in the same small upright letters—Chewy. Never mind what Pop says.

“Who is Pop,” Joey said, “and what does he say?”

“He prefers crisp, apparently.”

Joey put the card and the binder side by side and gripped the counter.

There were three authorities. He arranged them in his head in order of standing and could not make them sit still. The source card was original and therefore governed. The service spec had been in operation for years and had never once generated a complaint. And Stella’s mother’s method had produced the spec and contradicted the source, and stood two hands away from the woman who wrote the card.

“There’s no ruling,” he said.

“Joey, they’re biscuits.”

“There’s no ruling, Stella.”

“We could bake both.”

He lifted his head.

“A controlled comparison,” he said.

She got the apron out of her camera bag—worn cotton, washed thin, the ties soft—and put it on and tied it behind her back, and did not say anything about it. Joey had never seen the apron before. It was not a Shack apron. He decided not to ask, because there was no procedure that covered it and every version of the question he tried out in his head came back sounding like an inspection.

He turned on the oven.

They mixed the two batches side by side, the spec on the left and the card on the right. The golden syrup was on the pantry shelf where it lived, between the honey and a second jar labeled CONTINGENCY HONEY. The card’s instructions were a problem all their own. Warm the syrup till it smells right. A generous spoonful of boiling water.

“Generous is not a unit,” Joey said, standing over the pot with a tablespoon in each hand. “Smells right is not a checkpoint.”

“It smells right.”

“It smells warm. Warm is not right. Warm is a temperature—” He stopped. He sniffed again. Something in it went past the warm and arrived somewhere else, and he took out the Post-it pen and wrote toast? and did not show her.

Something scraped at the patio door. Bella sat on the mat in the fog, damp to the elbows, personally wronged. Stella let her in, and Bella walked the length of the kitchen at the regulation distance from the food, took the stool nearest the oven, and supervised.

The first trays went in. CONTROL on the left, SOURCE on the right, labeled in blue ink because blue ink photographs better.

The front door rattled and opened. Anna stood in the doorway with her keys held up in explanation—forgot these—and took the room in without moving. The flour. The two trays. The cat on the stool. Her niece at the counter in an apron.

“Left side of the oven runs hot,” she said. “Watch the first tray.”

“Okay,” Stella said.

Anna stood there half a second longer than the sentence needed. Joey followed where she was looking and it was the apron, and he still did not ask. Then she said goodbye to the cat, specifically the cat, and pulled the door shut, and her car started outside and the sound of it died fast in the fog.

Stella touched the ties at the small of her back. “It was Nana’s,” she said, to the oven, not to him. “The apron. Mum sent it over.”

Joey did not say anything, and did not write it down. Some information you just kept.


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