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It’s not out of the question. Her user preferences do tend toward the “tear up the rulebook and set it on fire” end of the spectrum.

David:

Please stop talking about people’s love lives using your weird tech metaphors.

Caleb:

You’re both missing the truly important part, which is that Dominic hasn’t said a word about it. At all.

Logan:

He’s probably waiting for the right moment to drop it on the group before he throws a big celebration party or something

David:

I genuinely can’t be part of this conversation. Dominic is my client so I need to leave.

Logan:

So you admit you know something!

David has left the chat

Bennett:

That is the most confirming denial I’ve ever seen.

Logan:

So what do we think? They eloped in New York this weekend?

Caleb:

Maybe. But $500 says it was Tokyo. They came back from that trip looking sketchy as fuck. @Bennett why don’t you go and ask Jenna directly. She’ll tell you. She likes you.

Bennett:

I’m honestly not that brave. Let’s just wait for Dominic—he told us not to make a big deal about anything last week. Let’s take his lead.

Caleb:

Highly unfun. I’m going to harass the information out of my brother.

THE MAIN CHAT — MONDAY, 1:03 PM

Jenna:

In the years I’ve known this group, I’ve come to respect you for your astute minds and professionalism, even under pressure. Never, in all my years at Mercer Capital, have I seen a group of grown adults skulk around like children on a playground or act like paparazzi staking out a celebrity. So, if you must know: yes, Dominic and I are married. It was a spur-of-the-moment decision toward the end of our stay in Tokyo. We are currently giving our marriage a trial period in the open, and I would appreciate it if you could take this in stride until we come to a mutual decision regarding our marital status. Thank you for your understanding. Attached is the one photo we have of the occasion. You may share your excitement among yourselves.

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DOMINIC TO JENNA — 1:04 PM

Dominic:

Proud of you, sweetheart. Also, for the record, watching you terrify our friends has made me want to give you a lifetime of orgasms.

Jenna: