Page 99 of The Lies We Play

Liv: Don’t encourage him.

Creed: Too late. I feel encouraged.

Halston: That was unwise of me.

Liv: Both of you are impossible.

Creed: And yet, A-

Halston: Because she listened to me.

Creed: And ate because of me.

Liv: I regret informing either of you about my grade.

Creed: No, you don’t.

Halston: She doesn’t.

Liv: I hate when you agree.

Creed: You love it when we agree.

Liv: That is not evidence-based.

Halston: It is observable.

Liv: I am leaving this conversation.

Creed: No, you’re not.

Halston: She is absolutely not.

Liv: I hate that I like you both.

Creed: No, you don’t.

Halston: No, she doesn't.

Liv: I’m muting this chat.

Creed: See you tonight, baby.

Halston: See you tonight, Liv.

Liv: Fine. Tonight.

Halston: I have a proposal.

Liv: Indecent?

Creed: We’re not there yet. Though the last time he kissed you was . . . very hot.

Liv: We’re not talking about that.

Halston: We could, but after my proposal.

Creed: Efficient.