Page 118 of Love Expert

Luciana:

Stahhhhp! You’re making me blush.

*

Billy:

First of all, I’m right here, Oliver. So fuck you. I’ve been busy making sure my son was okay. Secondly, how about everyone stop telling each other how pretty they are and start helping me!? I fucked up.

Ollie:

Ya think? I said that up… Scroll… Up there. ^^

Billy:

She left the hospital last night, and now she’s completely ignoring me.

Ollie:

She LEFT the hospital? Or you LET her leave? It may seem like a small distinction to some, but I was right there, and my perspective tells a slightly different story.

Billy:

I already admitted I fucked up. Fuck! I’m not cutting anyone out of my life this time. I’m trying to fix it, so why don’t you get on board and help me, or STFU and leave the chat.

Brienne:

Tell us what happened, then we’ll try to offer advice.

Billy is calling the group.

*

Billy:

She’s having a yard sale.

Oh, God. She’s leaving.

Brienne:

Talk to her! It’s time you both sat down and actually had a conversation. This group chat has been fun and all, but I need you and Maggie to communicate face to face.

Devina:

I don’t claim to be a mind reader or anything, but it’s entirely possible she thinks you don’t want her. Talk to her.

Billy:

Of course I want her! I’m sick to my stomach watching her sell her shit.

Rose:

You’re WATCHING her sell her shit. Put yourself in her shoes and consider what she’s thinking right now. ‘Oh man. I really love Billy, but he won’t even come over and talk to me. Guess he wants me to leave.’

Raquel added Minka to the chat.

Minka has left the chat.