Page 113 of Love Expert

I’m so embarrassed for you all.

Ramone:

Oh! They’re done. Everyone shut up for a second.

I won’t lie. I’m a little horny rn.

Alana:

Dude!

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Devina:

Errr… it’s been an hour since the last message. Everyone okay?

Ramone:

They’re in the hot tub together. Chill, cutie. He’s making his move.

Rose:

Jeremy’s in the hot tub, too. So it’s a G-rated move. Very respectable. Nicely done, Detective.

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Billy:

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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Billy:

Should I mow Maggie’s lawn? It’s getting long enough to need a trim.

But if I do, she might think I did it as some kind of statement instead of just doing it, cos, ya know… I love her.

Fox:

Awwwwwwwwwww!

I have no advice. She’s feisty, and she might think you did it to spite her. Like you’re calling her lazy for not doing it herself or something.

Brienne:

I heard she’s been working a lot lately, so she just hasn’t had time.

Devina:

You could probably mow it, but smile next time you see her. Ya know, to let her know things are cool between you.

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Billy:

Does anyone know where Maggie is? She’s been hiding a lot the last few days, and now this massive storm is rolling in.