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Eliza has joined the chat.
Alana has joined the chat.
Fox has joined the chat.
Rose has joined the chat.
Ramone has joined the chat.
Ramone:
Whatup, bitches?!
Of course, you understand I wasn’t calling you lovely ladies bitches, right? It was just a turn of phrase.
Billy:
WTF? Who invited him?
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Ramone:
I’ve got a plan. It’s gonna be okay, ladies. Uncle Ramone’s plans always work out.
Billy:
Whatever it is, the answer is ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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Ramone:
It’s barbecue day! Time to put this non-relationship into motion.
Alana:
Seconded.
Fox:
Thirded. Lord, can we get this show on the road yet?
Billy:
Why are you people here? This was supposed to be a group chat with my love experts. Not the whole fkn grapevine.
Brienne:
Sorry, boss. Ramone swung by the diner yesterday. One thing led to another and… Turns out we have mutual friends. He’s one of us now. Adapt. Regulate. Control your emotions.
Eliza:
Controlling your emotions is sexy.Women love it.
Rose:
