You feel safe?
Margot:
Sure!
Me:
One of the guys said you wanted to go
Margot:
Who?
Me:
It doesn’t matter who. What matters is that my seventeen-year-old niece is at a party, probably drunk, and mentioned wanting to leave.
Margot:
Oh, probably because one of those dorks wouldn’t leave me alone, and I dropped your name to get them off my back.
Me:
I’m outside. Come out.
Margot:
What? Why?
Me:
Long story. And come alone.
Margot:
I’m here with Mel!
Me:
You cannot bring her.
Margot:
I came with her, and she’s my best friend. Be for real. Her sister is going to pick us up at 1 AM!
Me:
How old is her sister?
Margot:
Twenty-one? She came home from college for the weekend.
Me:
She’s sober?
Margot: