You ever get tired of busting my balls?
Me:
Nope
River:
Lol.
Me:
What are you doing?
River:
At a bar.
Me:
Ah, the reason for the texts and incorrect Disney metaphors, I presume?
River:
No, I’m good.
Me:
How many drinks have you had?
River:
I can handle it.
Me:
Like you could handle the weed gummies?
River:
I’m fine, thank you.
Me:
Are you driving?
River:
No. I’ll get an Uber later or call my brother.
Me:
Or… I could come get you?I feel like I owe you for last night.
River:
Sloane, you don’t owe me anything. I hope you don’t really think that.
Me: