“No.”
“What?” She blinks innocently, though the corner of her mouth twitches.
“We’re here for milk.”
“I know.”
“You have that look.”
“What look?” She presses a hand dramatically to her chest.
“The one that costs us money.”
She scoffs. “That’s incredibly judgmental.”
“It’s incredibly accurate.”
“I’ve changed.”
I stop pushing the cart and just stare at her. She lasts all of three seconds before grinning.
“Okay, maybe not.”
“You bought a twenty-four-dollar candle the last time we came.”
“It smelled amazing.”
“It smelled like vanilla.”
“It smelled like generational wealth,” she shoots back without missing a beat.
Laughter bursts out before I can stop it.
Only Val could justify an overpriced candle by assigning it a tax bracket.
Then her eyes widen. “Ooh.”
I follow her gaze to the sushi counter.
“Don’t.”
“But look at it.”
“It’s grocery store sushi.”
“It’sfreshgrocery store sushi.”
I tilt my head in agreement. “You’re impossible.”
“And yet...” She bumps my shoulder. “...you still choose me.”
I pretend to think about it.
“Questionable life decision.”
She laughs. “So...sushi?”
I point toward the dairy section. “Three minutes.”