Maybe the mansion keys, too.
Huxton
Ohh???
Zenith
Put them on a full moon keyring.
Huxton
OMG did you acquire a mate since the last time we spoke?!
Zenith
Not yet, but I’m going to court him.
Huxton
You should read the book I gave you
699 Pickup Lines For Your Wriggly Heart Muffin
by Dicky Mems
Zenith
Isn’t that the book with the terrible pickup lines?
Huxton
You will thank me
Your balls will thank me too
Here, let me send you a few pages to tide you over
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I recommend this one:
When the moon rises, my pulsing love rod will rise with it, eager to demonstrate the thickness of my love. It will bless you with the throb of my heart as it enters your body, painting the walls of your nectar cave with the timeless hieroglyphs of my baby batter.
Zenith
Um. Let me think about it.
Huxton
Think about it with your mouth. Push it out with your tongue
Like you’re birthing a baby
PUSH! PUSH!!!
Zenith
I’ve heard that omegas will end you if you tell them to push.