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Maybe the mansion keys, too.

Huxton

Ohh???

Zenith

Put them on a full moon keyring.

Huxton

OMG did you acquire a mate since the last time we spoke?!

Zenith

Not yet, but I’m going to court him.

Huxton

You should read the book I gave you

699 Pickup Lines For Your Wriggly Heart Muffin

by Dicky Mems

Zenith

Isn’t that the book with the terrible pickup lines?

Huxton

You will thank me

Your balls will thank me too

Here, let me send you a few pages to tide you over

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I recommend this one:

When the moon rises, my pulsing love rod will rise with it, eager to demonstrate the thickness of my love. It will bless you with the throb of my heart as it enters your body, painting the walls of your nectar cave with the timeless hieroglyphs of my baby batter.

Zenith

Um. Let me think about it.

Huxton

Think about it with your mouth. Push it out with your tongue

Like you’re birthing a baby

PUSH! PUSH!!!

Zenith

I’ve heard that omegas will end you if you tell them to push.


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