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And how quickly I’m going to cash in with my girl the minute I see her.

CHAPTER 29

BENNETT

Graydon:They’re not fucking. They haven’t kissed. He has seen her for some lunch dates. Plans on fucking her.

I read over Graydon’s textfive fucking times, each time making me more and more ill. I’m also full of rage.

OC:When does he plan on fucking her? Is he going to seduce her first with a kiss and then undress her? Will the fucking happen at her place or his? And did he say no kissing at all, or has there been light nibbling?

Maple:I think no kissing means no kissing at all, but can you clarify, Graydon?

Graydon:How did you get involved in this text thread?

OC:We needed our Gladdy Mommy. She’s handling the vagina side of this.

Graydon:Don’t fucking call her a Gladdy Mommy or refer to her vagina in any way, you fucking pervert.

OC:Whoa, slow down, big guy.

Maple:Graydon, he wasn’t talking about my vagina, and I kind of like Gladdy Mommy, as it makes me feel like I’m part of the gang.

Bennett:Yeah, he was talking about the vagina I want. Don’tfucking do that or you’ll find my fingers through your eye sockets.

OC:The violence in this group is getting out of hand. I’ll have you know, Graydon, I gagged on my fucking toothbrush the other day and I blame you.

Graydon:Good, I hope it happens again.

Maple:Graydon, you’re being rude.

Bennett:Can we please get back to what we’re supposed to be talking about, for the love of fuck!

Maple:He’s right, you two are taking away from the information.

OC:Yeah, Graydon, stop taking away from the information.

Graydon:I swear to fucking Christ…

Maple:Okay, settle down, both of you. From what Graydon told us, we know that they have not been intimate in any capacity just yet, but he wants to move forward. Now what we need to figure out is if she wants to move forward on her end.

OC:Exactly, Mommy.

Graydon:DO NOT FUCKING CALL HER THAT!

For the love of God. I hate them, all of them.

Maple:You said she’s going to be at the coffee house on 4th Street, right? I can stop by tomorrow with those cookies and make a special delivery from you like we talked about. Then I’ll probe for some information.

Bennett:Thank you, Maple.

OC:Uh, I think you should thank Graydon as well.

Graydon:Not that I want to agree with him, but yeah, where the fuck is my thank you?

Maple:You’ll get it tonight. Don’t worry. You did good, Graydon.

OC:**Whispers** I think it’s sex.